Will someone go out and cheer on the Dodger for me?
C'mon Chas, you know you want to be an Aussie for a day. All you have to do is stand by the side of the road wearing your work shorts (known as Stubbies), a blue singlet (known as a wife-beater), and a pair of flimsy rubber slip ons (known as thongs - long before underwear was called the same). Now get drunk waiting for the race, eat a few luke warm meat pies, chant aussie, aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi at anyone you think may be an Aussie (including Jens Voigt) while yelling obscenities at everyone else. Generally be obscene and abusive to all other spectators, especially anyone you suspect is a Pom.
And we wonder why the world doesn't take us seriously...........
