Ok, 1. First point for brake cable goes back to pre-aero brake lever days. If it was any further forward, the cable would have looped up and FORWARD rather than the graceful arc tha we are accustomed to. While this may seem like trivial aesthetics, it also would have meant using a longer length of cable.
Now to aero-brake levers. If the cable exits from the tape at the centre of the bar it must then to a very tight turn in order to contact that entry port. With a contact point further down the tube, the cable can loop out and around the HT, giving a softer turn and thus less friction on the cable itself. The only way you are going to get acceptable braking with that design is if you use a longer section of cable and let it loop forward of the bars before turning anf coming back to the HT. Like an S bend, if you will. This is not going to make a set of Dura Ace dual pivots perform like rusty old Weinmann 500's, but they will not be perfect. And I like perfect.
2. I'm not a blind traditionalist, but we have lost so much knowledge in this industry in the past 30 years it's just not funny. All these big bike companies are coming up with "solutions" to problems that were solved decades ago. Quite often there is a very simple rational reason as to "why" it's always been done that way. But we've lost that knowledge, so we blame it on mindless tradition.
3. I'll have a Guinness, thank-you.
4. Perhaps I can learn to love her? Here's a little experiment for you: Go tell your wife she's butt ugly, but that in all the years you've been together she's slowly growing on you.........
5. Napkins, check. Wine, check. Plane ticket to USA......... uh, I'll have to get back to you on that one
6. Raining. Oh man, we are having dust storms here. What I would give for some rain!

